Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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