just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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