I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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