Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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