The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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