i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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