it hurts more in the daytime
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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