i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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