dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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