Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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