I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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