even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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