I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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