It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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