super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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