All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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