the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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