I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
porn star boner night. come get it.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
