If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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