this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Drunk is not a location!
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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