so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
