Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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