some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Someone shattered a urinal.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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