I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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