This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i would punch a child for taco bell
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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