wat bout pragnant strippers??
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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