: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Sponge bath it is.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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