I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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