I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
