Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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