so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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