i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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