Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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