No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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