her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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