guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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