The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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