ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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