You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize