don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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