if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
3 2 1 whiskey
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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