Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize