Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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