Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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