Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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