normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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