I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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