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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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