He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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