ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...