): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box