He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.