She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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