Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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