Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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