His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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